Okay, before you’re like, “ugh I hear this damn James Brown song in nearly every movie ever” just tell yourself, “MAN, WHAT A GREAT DAY IT IS!! I NEED TO TURN THIS ON AS LOUD AS IT GOES AND THEN TURN IT UP EVEN MORE AND THEN GET THE %*#^@ UP!!”
I don’t know what it is about this random, boring, idle Tuesday – the weather is gross, the work week just started, my car is nearly out of gas, I forgot to pack lunch, (insert rest of rant here) – but I’m ready to grab the papers off my desk, throw them in the air and just start jumping up and down and doing somersaults and attempts at cartwheels until someone has to escort me the heck out of here. It’s like I have some sort of IV drip of coffee continually hooked up to me and someone just notified me that I’ve won the lottery, but honestly I probably wouldn’t even notice them because I’m too busy hanging out in Amber world – which, by the way, it’s a GREAT place, if you ever get the chance to go there you definitely should. Just make sure you sign a waiver when you get there. You might also want to get some life insurance.
This must be what it feels like to get enough sleep at night….
HEY! I FEEEEEEL GOOD!!
Now who’s up for some more coffee and some swimming???