Do you ever have those days where you’re feeling down, like something isn’t quite right? It’s like something is missing in life…you feel angry, upset, and sad.
But what can you do to ease these feelings of distress? Ice cream is only a temporary fix, and forget about exercise or having friends. Might as well throw hobbies and music and trying to talk about “your feelings” and everything else out the window too.
Well, I HAVE THE ANSWER (well, actually, I have to give credit to the wonderful and talented Andrew Blake for this ).
Want to know what it is?
Go ahead and read the reviews of these folks who have completely turned their lives around with this one, inexpensive product.
“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.”
“Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!”
Of course, there are a few negative reviews:
“I had to return it after the first use, it was jsut way to noisy”
But you have to remember that these negative thoughts are the reviews from people so sad, so desperate, that they will down-talk a product as exquisite as the banana slicer just so people with the potential to be happy will NOT buy it – then they try to steal ALL the banana slicers and ALL the happiness from under you. Plus, this person doesn’t even know what they’re talking about, their spelling is horrible.
I hope this post is able to help fill that empty void in your life. What do you think about the banana slicer? Any favorite reviews?